Because the word ‘toss’ in England means to masturbate
#how much do you think he made this joke to the other boys #’harry buy me coffee’ #’no’ #’you have to we’re in louisville’ #’zayn go outside shirtless’ #’but’ #’we’re in louisville zayn you know what that means’ #’niall do ten pushups’ #’aw louis c’mon-‘ #’sorry where are we tonight? yeah that’s what i tought’ #’liam carry me back to the hotel’ #’but lou the paps-‘ #’honestly it’s like none of you pay any attention at all’ - via euphorions
management: nobody under 12 will be allowed in the 2014 stadium tour
everyone over 12: looks like this could be *sprays perfume* our moment
